Tequlia's made me stupid.

Noel Fielding and Dee Plume are the best/cutest couple ever.
Though, word on the street is they broke up at the end of August.
Hope not.

I love pointless blogs, don't you?

Like a child dizzy on lemonade.

Katy Perry also recorded the song " Ur So Gay". It sounds homophobic, but of course she's using the other, fashionable version of the word, meaning anything generally bad. Anyone who thinks that sounds offensive should just jew off, and stop being so bloody black about it.




Simon Amstell
Simon Amstell
Simon Amstell